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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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