Pictures:

What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

3172

What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

2978

What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

2442

What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

2452

How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

1206

What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

3048

What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

1311

Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

1189

What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

3165

What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

2513

What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

2411

Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

2621