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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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