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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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