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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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