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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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