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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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