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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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