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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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