What did the lawyer wear to work?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
