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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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