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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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