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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989