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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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