Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
What did the lawyer wear to work?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?