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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993