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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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