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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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