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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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