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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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