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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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