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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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