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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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