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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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