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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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