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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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