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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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