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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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