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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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