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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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