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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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