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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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