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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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