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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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