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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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