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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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