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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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