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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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