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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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