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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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