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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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