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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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