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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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