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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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