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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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