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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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