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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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