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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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