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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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