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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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