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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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