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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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