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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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