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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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