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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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