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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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