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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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