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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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