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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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