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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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