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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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