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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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