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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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