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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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