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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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