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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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