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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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