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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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