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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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