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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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