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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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