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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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