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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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