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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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