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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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