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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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