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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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