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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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