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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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