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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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