Pictures:

How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

2291

What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

361

What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

23

After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

89

How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

1379

How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

494

Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

986

What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

2759

What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

1344

Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

1596

What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

2541

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357