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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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