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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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