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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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