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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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