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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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