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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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