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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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