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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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