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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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