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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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