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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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