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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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