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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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