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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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