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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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