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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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