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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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