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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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