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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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