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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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