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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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