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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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