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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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