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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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