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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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