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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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