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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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