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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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