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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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