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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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