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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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