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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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