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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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