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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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