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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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