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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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