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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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