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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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