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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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