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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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