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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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