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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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