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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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