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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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