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A buoys club.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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