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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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