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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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