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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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