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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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