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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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