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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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