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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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