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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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