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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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