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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Rock and roll.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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