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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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