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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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