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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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