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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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