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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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