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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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