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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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