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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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