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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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