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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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