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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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