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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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