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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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